Family Beef on Thanksgiving

TheArchive could go buck wild or whole hog this Thanksgiving, but instead we're going to take the bull by the horns and serve up some good ole family dysfunction (and gore) with...Buzzard Hollow Beef. 

Be careful who has you for dinner...

Here's to a Cannibal Thanksgiving like no other!

Whether you're celebrating Thanksgiving in America or going about your daily routine the world over, this creative carnivorous carnival could be candy for the curious. 

It's one tasty holiday horror movie you'll want to binge. The beef-themed thriller (apparently that's a genre and since it's free, and streaming in HD, don't judge) tells the story of Jordan Vollmer, a recently divorced single-mother heading home to her family for the Thanksgiving holiday in the mysterious town of Buzzard Hollow. 

When the family and friends begin experiencing vivid hallucinations after eating locally sourced beef of the not so grass fed organic variety, they suspect the town farmers of Buzzard Hollow are to blame.

 

Things only get worse from there. We know everyone likes to complain about their family during the holidays right? Can you imagine combining crazy family with hallucinations, horror, cannibals, and the sheer HORROR of eating...BEEF on Thanksgiving? Nightmare incarnate. errr...en carne!

Tense table talk about politics does not hold a candle to the madness that the Vollmer clan endures in this icky flick, but what we can tell you is that Buzzard Hollow Beef may just inspire some robust conversations at the Thanksgiving table this year. 

So this holiday season, be sure to indulge in the latest cannibal confection – just in time for your favorite meal of the year. 

After all, you are what you eat. And this turkey day, you're dead fucking meat!

This meal's on us at TheArchive. 

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